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Newer Things! Star Wars and Fallout collections have begun...
Fragrances Inspired by Fallout 4:
Eternal Steel - "FOR ELDER MAXSON!" Hey, that's what I would have typed anway, right? Inspired by his coat: Leather, rich bourbon and vanilla tobacco, cold steel, a touch of ozone from laser rifles; an interesting mix of warm and sharp notes.
Fancy Lads Snack Cakes - Exactly what you expect. Sweet rich cake with hints of honey and possibly chocolate... sugary frosting on top, of course.
Fancy Lads Snack Cakes - Exactly what you expect. Sweet rich cake with hints of honey and possibly chocolate... sugary frosting on top, of course.
Isodoped - Of the people, for the people. Grape mentats, a touch of gunpowder, booze, and a pleasant smoky blend of musk, patchouli, and amber (all sweetened with a bit of caramel). For Hancock, of course!
Power Armor Grease & Testosterone - Yes, that name is kind of extra, but this one is for my Video Game Husband. Paladin Danse, of course. "Power armor grease and testosterone", just as Cait says. My interpretation = the hottest masculine scent I could dream up, with an added smear of motor oil (!), blended with the clean ozone of a laser rifle. Naturally, it ends with a healthy dose of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.
Valentine - exactly what you would expect from a 50s noir detective agency.
Fresh tobacco, pleasant smokiness, flipping through old papers/case files, a sweet vanilla warmth in the background...
'What's the Angle Here...' is our fragrance for Piper Wright, your favorite Diamond City reporter. Printing press ink, a dab of sparingly-used perfume, and a hint of sweet rolls.
Wooden Soldier - your favorite mungo, I mean merc, RJ MacCready. Mutfruit (*snicker*), peppercorn, patchouli and sandalwood, ending with a blast of gunpowder. This is sweet and probably the scent people (of any gender) loved the most so far.
(more to come, of course. Preston's is next! It's sunny and outdoors-y.)
Inspired by Star Wars:
I was very wary of making any scents for Star Wars because it's my life-long, biggest fandom of all. There are only a handful so far...
Across the Stars - Inspired by Varykino, the lake retreat where Padme and Anakin were secretly married. Idyllic warm meadows scented with orchids, dewy flowers, exotic Eastern blossoms, and fresh Spring grass. (Across the Stars is the name of Anakin & Padme's theme by John Williams. It was our wedding music a decade ago!)
Blue Milk - Farm-fresh bantha milk with a dollop of sugared blueberries, topped off with rich creamy fizz.
The Chosen One - Anakin Skywalker, The Hero With No Fear, is my favorite fictional character. Humble beginnings of sand heated by twin suns blended with a single desert flower that can change the entire galaxy. This is followed by pepper, spices, and the leather of his Jedi tabard, belt and gloved mechanical hand. A bit of swoon-worthy mandarin orange, wood, and black amber are added, ending with a tragic note of smoldering ash.
Commander Meiloorun - "Wait, you did all this for fruit?" We know meilooruns are delicious, so we've mixed various melons and tropical fruit with a dash of citrus.
This is a nod to the Star Wars Rebels cartoon!
"You need a pilot." Hell of a Pilot is for my favorite character in The Force Awakens!
Commander Poe Dameron's X-wing fighter over Takodana - bright blue skies, lush forests, ozone and yes, that gorgeous lake. This is a confident, outdoorsy unisex scent.
A few Random fragrances that don't fit in other categories :
Daffodil Daydream - A silly fragrance idea, based on the air freshener in Dopinder's taxi. It was meant as a joke, but everyone absolutely loves it! Daffodils blended with white florals and light citrus. (from the Deadpool movie)
Cape Rouge: But I know it hurts, Duke. No matter how much armor you put on, it still hurts. Named after Duke's boat, is a complex masculine blend of sea spray, aged boat wood, booze, and gunpowder with various hidden notes. (from the TV show Haven!)
Saturday Morning: You like pancakes? We got good pancakes. This was a request from my sister-in-law, and it turned out far better than either of us expected! Our fragrance inspired by Nathan is deceivingly simple: pancakes and flannel. That said, the blend ends up pretty complex and oh-so-feminine! (Haven)
Fragrances Inspired by Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice And Fire):
Blue Winter Roses - A perfume for Lyanna, the Queen of Love and Beauty. English Tea Roses, bluebells, wisteria, and baby's breath.
Leather, sweet wild berries, and woods blended with fresh ozone, green plantlife, and a tranquil warm lake.
Fire And Blood - Dragon's Blood (A sweet and spicy floral with patchouli, vanilla, and amber) blended with smoking fire.
Knight of Flowers - For Ser Loras Tyrell. Hundreds of fresh Forget-Me-Not flowers, blue sapphires, and a hint of a golden rose. (Note: This one is my personal favorite from our GoT collection. It's floral, but with fresh air notes that make it shine. If you hate roses, don't worry, it's undetectable; just a drop in the blend for the Tyrell sigil. If blue had a scent, I think this would be it.)
Dried flowers, dried leaves, cold rivers, and an earthy, woodsy, breezy base. An appropriately sad floral fragrance for Lady Stoneheart.
Little Bird - For Sansa Stark. Lemon cakes, rich and frosted with sugar.
Mother of Dragons - For Daenerys. Pomegranates, Honey nectar, and exotic fruits & flowers, with a drop of spice. This solid perfume is infused with super fine mica, for a silver shimmer.
Queen Regent - Heady red wine, Cassis and ripe berries, amber, and a whisper of expensive floral perfume.
Rainbow Guard - For Lord Renly and his Knights of Summer. A fresh Highgarden peach, backed by sweet summerwine. This is an opulent fruit fragrance - fresh but sweet, charismatic and easy to like. A man should never refuse to taste a peach.
Sweetsleep - Sweet, dreamless sleep. Herbal tea with sweet red currants and soft honey. *Owner's pick! This is delicious, and sweet without being too sweet. Men love it.*
Tyrion evokes reading books by a warm hearth, with a glass of wine at your side. Notes of leather, cedar, amber, sweet cherry wood, vanilla, and a hint of wine. A very small man can cast a very large shadow...
Based on the traditional, masculine Bay Rum scent with some additions for the complexity of this Faceless Man. Ginger, crushed cloves, cinnamon, orange, pine needles, and hints of patchouli essential oil, with soapy cleanliness and sandalwood, touched with a bit of vanilla.
Water Gardens - House Martell's retreat outside of Sunspear.
A citrus heart of orange, lemon, and bergamot, summer flowers, verbena, rich avocado, and a tiny hint of fire peppers, on a refreshing leafy green olive branch base.
Widow Queen, for Margaery Tyrell: Luxurious fruits from The Reach blended with fresh delicate florals, cream, honey, citrus, and a drop of Tyrell rose, with a sandalwood and amber base. It's very fresh, a little sweet, and a bit sexy - perfect for spring.
Firefly-Inspired Fragrances:
Aim to Misbehave. - The Captain's infamous browncoat. Aged leather, suede, with touches of tumbleweed, patchouli, amber, and other shiny things.
Companion House Madrassa - Nag Champa incense, blended with Serenity. Think of smoky dragon's blood and sandalwood incense sweetened with the warmth of figs, coconut milk, vanilla beans, and other comforting notes.
Earth That Was - Fresh ozone, watery green tones, touches of the forests and flowers and freshly turned soil. Sweetened with golden amber. The near-mythical Earth That Was, before the mass exodus.
Fruity Oaty Bar -
Inara - Myrrh, dragons blood, and patchouli, with a touch of florals on a sandalwood base. Beautiful, feminine, and mysterious, like Inara herself.
Leaf on the Wind - Watch how I soar. Fresh green spring leaves, an earthy base, and a touch of apples and oak moss.
Lilac Moon - Fresh lilac flowers, of course. Lilac is a moon of New Canaan.
Miranda - Fresh air notes and bright citrus, followed by a middle of florals and leafy olive branches. This is the clean, refreshing scent of a perfect world without sin. ;)
Pretty Floral Bonnet - A prairie fresh medley of basil leaves, clary sage, and peppermint sprigs accented with fresh flowers. (Smells like a pretty floral bonnet should. Unless Mal is wearing it.) Fresh, clean, herbal and just lovely.
Shiny! - Strawberries, sunshine, and her fluffy pink layer-cake dress. This is Kaylee at the Shindig, so there is no engine grease involved, although Simon may prefer her that way.
Southdown Abbey - This is a scent for Shepherd Book. Honestly, this one is my favorite out of our fragrances for the men of the crew. Lovely teakwood surrounded by cardamom and other spices, with warm notes of cedar, amber, sandalwood, and patchouli.
St. Albans - Woods, Vanilla-sweetened Patchouli, pipe tobacco, fir needle, and other warm notes. This is amazing and evokes the feeling of warming up by the fireplace in your home on an icy planet.
Vera - Jayne's sweetheart <3 Therefore, she smells like vanilla cake with touches of chocolate, honey, and toffee. "I call it Vera."
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Doctor Who Inspired Fragrances:
Bad Wolf Bay - Rose, tears, and the desolate ocean. A perfectly somber scent for one of the saddest scenes on television. </3 The salty ocean notes make this fresh and modern, while the fresh cut roses sweeten the aquatics and make the scent more feminine.
Captain Jack - My dear friend Angela said I should have a fragrance dedicated to the irresistible Captain Jack Harkness, and to make it "sexy to both men and women". What a fantastic idea! After research, it seems that the sexiest scent is vanilla; so we have made Captain Jack a dark, smoky vanilla with oak and bourbon. This is a grown-up, sexy vanilla, not a dessert/bakery scent.
Fantastic - Run! And don't drop that banana! This is our fragrance for the Ninth Doctor. Angry cinnamon fire mellowed with sweet vanilla cream, and... bananas. Why? Good source of potassium! This is our spiciest scent, and it smells delicious. This is our spiciest fragrance and contains a large amount of cinnamon - please do not order it if you have sensitive skin!
Geronimo! - This one is for the Eleventh Doctor. Have you ever wanted to smell like a TARDIS self-destruct button? Of course you have! This fragrance will remind you of Eleven's favorite raspberry plum jam-filled shortbread Jammie Dodgers.
Hello Sweetie - Sugared cherries, raspberry cotton candy, French vanilla cream, and a drop of spice. Hallucinogenic lipstick not included. ^_^ This is our second fragrance inspired by River Song, and it's a real head-turner!
Kasterborous - This is our more feminine companion to Gallifrey. Sweet orange blossoms, Lavender, Amber, Fresh flowers, and a dash of Petrichor (dust after rain...)
Reinette - Madame de Pompadour's hyacinth-filled gardens and vintage lace. "One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel."
Spoilers - Sexy and woodsy, with exotic florals, freesia, and amber. This is what you might wear on a date to see the Singing Towers of Darillium.
The Girl Who Waited - Amelia Pond's smiley-face apple with vanilla custard. No fish fingers (or beans, or bacon, or...) involved, I promise!
Turn Left - For Donna Noble, the most important woman in the whole of creation. Fizzy orange, spicy ginger ale, cabernet wine, lime zest, plus a little spritz of expensive perfume (the sort that Donna would probably purchase for herself). This fragrance is zesty, fresh, and fun, and will be perfect for summer.
Would You Like a Jelly Baby? is a sugary, candy-like blend of Bassetts jelly baby flavors (okay, flavours).
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The Hunger Games:
Ever in Your Favor - "I am smiling, even though you are annoying me." Our favorite District escort is represented by this fine fragrance - all the way from the Capitol! You will be ready for your big, big day when you dab a bit of this scent on your wrist (just above your chic gloves - all the rage this season!) Effie isn't all bubbles and nonsense - she has a schedule to keep and appreciates the quality of the mahogany from District 7 that decorates your Victor Village residence. Fluffy cotton candy, exotic fruits (only the rarest and best), hints of rose and violet, a dab of champagne, a touch of cream, and naturally- a mahogany base. Thank you, Jonnelle! :D
Hey, Catnip - A fragrance inspired by Gale Hawthorne. Alder woodsmoke, a nighttime forest breeze, crunchy fallen leaves, and hints of toasted vanilla marshmallows. This is a swoon-worthy Autumn bonfire scent. Unisex.
The Mockingjay - A complex, heavily outdoors-oriented fragrance with grass, leaves, trees, soil, and ozone, with touches of her leather boots, mint leaf tea, herbs, and a hint of wild flowers and berries.
Nightlock - Red currants and various berries, with a dark hint of absinthe lurking underneath.
Real Or Not Real - A bright yellow dandelion, fresh spring grass, blended with sweet bread with fruit. Symbols of hope. This blend really passes the Litmus Test of Awesomeness: people who dislike sweet/foody fragrances love it, *and* people who hate florals love it. It's fresh and sweet at the same time.
Tribute Train - Inspired by PORCHWOOD's latte of the same name, this fragrance is a delicious combination of Katniss and Peeta's beverages and sweets on the train to the Capitol. Hot chocolate, a touch of coffee, and milk with honey, spices and toast.
Trident - Want a sugar cube? Trident is our fragrance for Finnick Odair! This is a gorgeous (of course) beach scent. Sea salt, sand, and an ocean breeze with notes of sea kelp, sparkling citrus, and crashing waves. Unisex, leaning towards feminine.
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Harry Potter:
Always - The pure, clean, feminine scent of Lily of the Valley. This one is for Lily Evans-Potter - and Severus Snape, of course. The label features a doe patronus.
The Burrow - This scent is everything I imagine the Weasley's cozy home, particularly the kitchen, would smell like. It's warm, rich yet mellow, and lovely for Autumn. Notes of Molly's baked goods with nuts and spices, oatmeal with honey, well-used wooden furniture, and crunchy dried leaves tracked in from the garden.
Butterbeer - Exactly how I've always imagined it. Caramelized vanilla, a touch of warming rum, and buttery whipped cream.
Felix Felicis- Lucky clover with citrus, fresh ginger, lemongrass, and herbs. This blend is bright, zesty, and invigorating, and will make you feel like you could take on the whole Empire yourself.
Pumpkin Juice - creamy pumpkin, juicy orange, subtle spices with hints of rich vanilla.
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Supernatural:
The Boy With the Demon Blood - Woodsy notes blended with warm pepper, cardamom, and amber, dashes of vetiver and cypress, on a cozy warm flannel shirt. (For Sammy. Also known as Moose Musk!)
Don't Forget the Pie - a pie buffet that Dean would not be able to resist: cherry and apple with luscious double crusts, along with a dollop of vanilla "PUDDING!" (because crazy works), with just a touch of oak for a sexy base.
Men of Letters - The headquarters of the Men of Letters, a ghost of the past and the more recent Winchester occupation. Old books, some posh 50s masculine whiffs of brandy and cigars, and tiny hints of leftover pie crust on the table and Sam's plaid shirt...
Pale Horse, Pale Rider - His name was death. Loamy dirt and funeral flowers, with a hint of spices.
